IMDB GLOTY 2024 | IMDB1 (2025)

The winner is Harry Skywalker 👑

Wrong. Harry Skywalker is straighter than Bill Cosby.

I was having trouble with the ladies.

Then I read some of Bill Cosby's dating advice and now they're falling at my feet.

He’s as straight as John Travolta.

Harry is now challenging Jeff in DBOTY!!! Harry could win the Triple Crown!

Triple? Are we doing Retard Of The Year too? Holy hell! Could be a very big year for Harry.

YESSSSSS!

This should be a legit contest. Not as historic and renown as DBOTY of course, but this is a category worth exploring and a thread I want to see!

I've been telling my wife for two decades who the biggest secret gaylords were in Hollywood:

Tom Hanks
Jonn Travolta
Kevin Spacey

And she didn't believe me. I was like, go watch that kiss in Pay it Forward between Helen Hunt and Kevin Spacey in her driveway or front yard. Watch that little move he does. He gay. She had a crush on him because of The Negotiator when he was at his most manly and I kept teasing her that the kiss in American Beauty with Chris Cooper was "not actiing."

She still won't believe me about Travolta or Hanks, but those two are gaylords for sure.

The winner is YOU @mrsslocombe 👑

The winner is @mrsslocombe 👑 He's a retarded Gaylord!

jimmywynn, even YOU are STRAIGHTER than @mrsslocombe!

@mrsslocombe, you are the retarded Gaylord who makes Elton John look as straight as Donald Trump.

mr_self is now challenging Jeff in DBOTY!!! mr_self YOU could win the Triple Crown!

@mrsslocombe, yes YOU are the TRIPLE RETARDED DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR!

winterssuicide, you are the Retarded Gaylord of 2024.

HILARIOUS!!!

I think the only gay poster to get any votes was Gameboy. And we all know he would wear that badge with pride. That said only like 8 people voted so Harry got railroaded for the lulz.